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Co-worker talking to other co worker: hey don't forget to wear red underwear on new year's. If you wear red you'll have a passionate life in the new year.

Me thinking: well I'm already bleeding out ny vagina, I think wearing red underwear would be way too much

Jan 1st

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mom: don't put that video on tumblr

sister: it already is on tumblr. I WAS SHOWING IT TO YOU FROM TUMBLR.

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totolindo: Trolling the mom. should this be on youtube under the “angry dominican moms yelling” genre? LOL.

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Shit that happens to Mariela:

totolindo: Going to a shoe store only to find out that it’s closed when I can’t find it. also, their phone # is disconnected

Dec 31st

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god, i had no idea this is what i sound like. *burns it with fire*

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totolindo: My sister telling sturrries. i had no idea my sister was recording herself while i was telling my mom about the dumb ass folk. well, here i was talking about how i saw 2 of my friends while trying to go to panda express.

Dec 31st

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my sinuses are killing me

people don’t know how a fucking 4 way stop sign works. i had to flip off a dumb ass bitch, and an old lady because they thought it was fine and dandy to go before me even though i was there way before them. other than that, adventure time with le sister was fun

Dec 31st

DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.

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wvnderbar: while satan was on his annual tour of the uggs factory, the excutives allowed him to design his own boot for public consumption to thank him for making their shoes as popular as they are

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unaguerrasinfondo replied to your photo: All the sisters together what year was this?? my younger sister looks like she was 4 or something? so this was probably ‘96-97

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My desi father's comments about country music:

Dad: It is very nice but there is inequality.
Dad: Inside, I am cowboy too, yes?
Me: No.
Dad: Yes. Josh Turner said very nicely in his song to his girlfriend, "Baby, why don't you turn that TV off?"
Dad: I say that to everyone in my house. No one turns it off. But when white man says it, everyone turns it off. Why? Racism, as you young people put it, yes?
Dad: Ha ha ha. I am very witty.
Dad: Astaghfirullah, some songs are so vulgar!
Dad: But some are nice.
Dad: One time an old man in South Carolina asked me, "Why do you like country music?" Well, why can't I?
Dad: Alhumdullilah, I can face my enemies. I am a Pakistani cowboy.
Dad: Global village. Ha ha ha ha.

Dec 31st

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mehreenkasana: Like any woman of color, I can’t simply give in to feminism completely. It is a Western ideology that does not mesh well with mine. It has its roots embedded in a history that not only had White men oppressing their own women but their women were equally involved in oppressing my indigenous people - men and women together. I refuse to obediently follow every postulate stated by...

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